self-diagnosed dumb bitch disease

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screenshotsofdespair:

shitzpostz:

chillgamesh-the-swing:

pileofknives:

strawberry-crocodile:

emiliusthegreat:

canadian-marxist:

kropotkindersurprise:

September 22 2020 - A Hillsboro man convicted to 6 months for drug possession managed to make his escape from the courthouse. A cop trying to stop him gave himself broken ribs and a concussion and had to be taken to hospital, while the hero of our story managed a clean getaway and is still on the loose. [video]

I’ve watched this over and over again and I laugh every time

I’m still trying to figure out what he was hoping to achieve by diving headfirst over the banister like that.

Bold of you to assume cops have any thought process other than “im a cool action hero”

Rolling down the stairs like a fucking slab of ham lmao

relocateproject:

relocateproject:

relocateproject:

relocateproject:

i know this please help me

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me

navaniel:

astrailhads:

homemade-ghosts:

achlles:

lesbiantahani:

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

The Miseducation of Cameron Post by Emily Danforth

tsunamiwavesurfing:

lionkingjah:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

lovepeaceandfunk:

shashinsoul:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

imamakeit:

niggasandcomputers:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

fresh up out the durag wavy, make you haters sea sick

Gentrification

Whateva Wigga

oh you mad cause i’m surfin on ya

Lmfao yo I’m dead

Here y’all go snatching up pieces of our culture, YET AGAIN.

can’t hear you over the motion of this ocean

Your head look like a Homer Simpson sofa butt imprint

you david hasselhoff, you wave watchin

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

the-privateer:

evilminji:

tikkety-tok:

Sound on 🔊

@leftnotright local birb harrases owner XD

i’ve never heard a bird screaming in rage before

So many highlights

TikTok video of the year

brownvampire:

brownvampire:

Sure he was a psycho, but was he actually taking care of his skin? Let’s break down the iconic scene by rating the american psycho himself’s skincare routine <3